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SOME JOKES
« on: November 21, 2018, 04:03:22 PM »
Try to laugh

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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2018, 04:05:05 PM »
A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”

The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”


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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2018, 04:06:41 PM »
A girl asks a boy: "how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly!"


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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2018, 04:48:53 PM »
Friend: I’ll tell you a joke!

Me: OK.

Friend: Joke.


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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2018, 04:52:47 PM »
What did one wall say to the other wall?

"We’ll meet at the corner".

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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2018, 10:40:19 AM »
Mother is waking her son: “come, wake up, you have to go to school.”

“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”

“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”

“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”

“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”

“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”

“first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”


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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2018, 10:41:49 AM »
Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!”

Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”


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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2018, 10:37:31 AM »
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2018, 10:43:17 AM »
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2018, 10:44:52 AM »
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

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Re: SOME JOKES
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2018, 05:06:54 PM »
nice jokes vicky